zachafalse:

mothergothell:

recoveringheroinaddict:

People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

People who understand you have a terrible tendency to get distracted and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)

teslaarmor:

me: joins tumblr for fun

me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

lmao my mom gave me condoms for anime iowa knowing full well I’m not sexually active (and don’t really plan to be) so i just dug them out of my bags and shoved them under her door, awaiting reaction

awesome-osprey:

how to find homestucks

  • take bike horn
  • honk it randomly in public
  • see who starts screaming and/or sobbing uncontrollably
  • youve found the homestucks

gameslave:

riordam:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This is some sort of nightvale shit

just a heads up they are they as a safety precaution. they can stop vehicles from running into pedestrians and the storefront

 - Arin's Mental Breakdown
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geofframmsey:

Suzy, I need an adult!

patheticqirl:

when someone does an unfollow spree and they dont unfollow you

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piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your followers. H3H3H3

Ahh god alright but nikki you know most of this junk

1. I’m really patient

2. I think I give good advice?

3. I can be kind of cool sometimes

4. I look past people’s outside appearance and try to look at their good qualities

5. I’m god damn hilarious

Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3
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dokibots:

what

what the fuck is this

oddoutput:

this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D

hallelujah